What a student gave to one of my teachers
Fake Seat-belt T-Shirt
"ID RATHER WEAR THIS UGLY SHIRT AND DIE IN A CAR ACCIDENT THAN FUCKING PUT ON MY GODDAMN SEAT BELT"
literally 90% of white girl jokes are made by white boys
what makes you think you and your adidas flip flops with socks have any room to talk
oh my god i just witnessed a dramatic breakup between two 13 year olds
poor little fuck
so like a lot of people like to ship ryan and brendon or brendon and dallon or spencer and brendon and i’m just sitting here thinking about shiping brendon with brendon like imagine
I don’t love you, I’m just passing the time
Next month in Cosmo: Patrick Stump, America’s next sex icon, shares his sexy secrets!